summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via oshead)
| -waiting for brother to get out of the shower- | |
| -hears him singing- | |
| me: | will you quit singing? |
| brother: | what? |
| me: | QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME |
| brother: | WOMAN |
| brother: | WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE |
| brother: | MY BALLS |
| brother: | AND MY SOUL |
hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
(via url-coming-soon)
let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
(via increditasticular)
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
(via damagedbrainzs)
this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying
(Source: marielitaaa, via url-coming-soon)
